deejay:

dropout-no-longer:

tumbalaria:

ruinedchildhood:

Who’s gonna tell them? 😂

Literally serving cunt

salternator:

not-the-conversation-starter:

h0useofw0lves:

guy staring at the wall but he’s caked up

head

body

body

ass

legs

legs

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the ideal human form according to this poll

boratvoice420:

theygender:

If you ever find yourself thinking “oh it’s only ██:00, I still have plenty of time before this turns into sleep deprivation” that is the devil speaking. Go to bed NOW before it’s too late

mishafletcher:

curlicuecal:

bannock-and-biopolitics:

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

depsidase:

huffylemon:

pochowek:

d1rtypaws:

I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for you and you’re repaying us by naming your baby Ass with two A’s…

himbofisher:

ilovesandwich:

himbofisher:

tumbwr:

himbofisher:

L + ratio + not special + creep + weirdo + don’t belong here

ALT

ratiohead was right there

This is how I feel at my family gatherings as they all glare at me with critical eyes. Honestly I’m going to do heroin on the streets, fuck your traditional family and reputation. Goodbye

rococo-the-clown:

rococo-the-clown:

rococo-the-clown:

heaven011:

Can’t quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

It begins

Photo credit to the exceeding bemused sound technician we bribed with two cans of Carlsberg to permit us access to his gazebo.